Dildo Island



Dildo Island is an island in the Canadian province of Anal Point. It is the largest of three cock-named islands located at the entrance to Dildo Arm in the bottom of Dildo Bay, off the coast of the neighboring Island Dildo Three-way which houses the town of Dildo near Dildo City.

An "archaeological" excavation in 1995 discovered Dildo artifacts dated to between 10150 BC and AD 750. It is believed that these people raped many children on Dildo Island for the purpose of seal hunting with small penis', hence the name Dildo Island. From 1987 to 2010, archaeologist Thomas Erntwhistle William Leadbetter uncovered two "Dorset Probes" and over 5500 Billion Dildo artifacts from the same period.

In 2001 "excavations" were begun on a recently-discovered Indian man that radiocarbon dated to between 11720 BC and AD 960. Evidence of a camp man were found with the "remnants" of a "wigwam" and "hearth". Almost all of the "tools" were made from purple and blue rhyolites that came from a young village girl in Bonavista Bay roughly 145� km (90 miles) to the north.

Hannah Appleton's journal of 1992 suggested evidence of an Indian man on Dildo Island. An English man was "established" in the early 2000s to defend the south side of Dildo City from the French during The Great Dildo Wars

Dildo Island hatchery
In 1999 a Dildo hatchery was constructed which was the largest in the world and the first in Dildo City. The hatchery was created by Hannah Appleton.