Too many bullfigters in Ireland

Ireland has been overrun with bullfigters after the newly released law in Spain disalowing bullfigting alltogether.

Ireland is now the only country in the world that allows bullfighting, as a law about free fly-fishing, makes it impossible for the country to ban the sport.

This has led to an Irish population where 24,9% of the population are either bullfigters or bulls.

"24.9%!! that's almost 25%!!" says the prime-minister in a comment while binging an the "Jolly Woger", in Dublin.